God unmasked

I asked myself: "What would this world be without alliteration? I thought about it and it's horrible! Suppose there's no such thing as alliteration, there wouldn't be any brown bags. Brown bags will be nowhere! Can you imagine? Nowhere!

When I looked deeper into it, I found out there could be only as much words as sounds. If there would be different words beginning with the same sound, there would be a possebility to alliterate. And off course we presume it's impossible.

But that's not it, it's getting even worse! There wouldn't be any words anymore! That's because you can always write two times the same word one after another. That would be an alliteration!

And finally, there couldn't be a single object in the universe. No, there wouldn't even be a universe! Because if there would be such a thing, people could always try to give it a name, and that would be making a word!

As you noticed, alliterations are a very important factor in life. Possibly even the most important factor. That's why I conclude: "God is alliteration"

Greetings from myself and God